Under the Flaps:
Break dance for one minute
Drunk dial your Mom
Talk with a made up accent for the rest of the night
Find a partner and dosey do
Be the drunkest person at the party!
Feel up the person to your left
Creep out the next person who says hi to you
Do the running man for 5 seconds You will die
Eat a bug I hate your face
Butterflies of sudden delight rest upon you tonight
Living Lonely
OBAMA
Scrumptious delite
Find the time to see radiohead, maybe change a life...
blood. silly. sick. humans. suckers. destroy. suck. earth.
1 no. 2 no. 3 no. 4 no. 5 no. 6 no 7 no. 8 no.
Your ass looks enormous You are an asshole
I don’t hate you, I nothing you
You make things worse for everyone
Just not that nice.
You want to have a baby with that annoying fat kid from Saturday NIght Live
You have a secret crush on Cher
You want to kanoodle Kristy Alley
You have a secret crush on Ryan Seacrest
Rain for the next six months
You will win a Hawaiian Vacation
JOIN THE SUCKA CLUB!
Rain on only days when you feel like staying in bed
Throw out your diamonds
Circles go on forever... like your love!!
Stop! playing this game
Jog up an incline tomorrow
Kiss someone under a tree
Your sexy Love is around the corner Kiss a pig Eat a gerbil
Eat muffins You are a sweetie pie Everyone agrees you are the best
Kiss the person to your left You eat too many beans
All good things are wild and free Fart on the person to your right
Hurray! A trip to see The Blue Man Group
Oh geez, 10 babies 4 u
Alaska to work on a ship
Hmmm... After life experience There are endless possibilities
Oh No! Struck 2ice by lighting
U will have psychic abilities
By george you will be a reality T.V. star
Tonight Never In 10 years Yes, when your older
Eye m strong I can let go (bye)
Girls Elementary School Art Forward to change(be open)
Vision your exact future 9 to 5 Bald but happy
Cat woman
Nothing but weekend days with the wife
5 times the charm Anything you want in your world Jacolopes are dangerous
Love trees like you love your neighbor Call your mom
Blue is the new black
Autumnal equinox
Better DEAD than red
Das Cookie Monster hat hunger
“This is the way the world ends”
“This is the way the world ends”
“This is the way the world ends”
“Not with a bang but a whisper”
-T.S. Eliot
Secret
Once in a while you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right
Your best wishes will come true The sun will shine on you
You will have a good dream and you will remember it
All Republicans will change their minds
JAIL BITCH!
A lush lush life of endless summer nights on your own private island
-Mediocre-Boring- unabashed Happiness
One day I will be king of the world! Have a glass of wine and enjoy life
Choke on your wine and die
Four kids, no job, bad credit, sick and unhappy
You will drive a truck for the rest of your life You will be a dog in your next life You will kiss me
You will kill your mother
Roosevelt Lennin Bush Stalin Palin Putin Marx Bhreznev
Hearts over arteries
What went wrong?
Where to now, my love?
I would give anything to lie down and rest near to you
Remember: Always get a fixed mortgage
A random animal will animal will give you rabies next year
You will work for the man the rest of your life and not be happy
You will win $1 million when you are 60
Tangerine pasty white pink blue olive green orange
You are awesome!!!
Make yerself a cootie catcher!
P.S. No socks in shoes are yucky! Be good to your feet
Sing a song you have in your head aloud
P.S. Dedicate it to the person sitting to your left
Give someone of the streets all the cash you have in your pockets....
She loves me
She loves me not
She’s starting to love me
She will not love me
